What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:02

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Newspaper headlines: 'A generation let down' and 'Israel claims control' - BBC
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
Where are the gay people in India?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why am I attracted to older men?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?